Matthew Bordonaro: WNY MMA & Fitness Member Feature
This weeks featured fighter is Matthew Bordonaro!
Matt [apparently] is a comedian. I sat down with him a few weeks ago to interview him and to my dismay, I lost the file of my notes. I contacted him via facebook, asking if he would mind taking some time to re-answer the questions. This is the response I got back:
I did the whole thing for you Not just answering the questions though, I interviewed myself. I think you should just copy/paste this as the member feature...
This member feature will be a little different from all the others. Unlike other "regular" members, there is only one way to get to know the best of the best here at WNYMMA. Matt is taking the reins to his own interview, so buckle up sucka.
He is the greatest thing that will ever make its way in front of your eyes. The type of man others guys would kill to be and the type of man for whom women would leave their significant others for just one night with. The type of guy who will come out to a fight in a skirt and wig and still pick up the W. Who am I talking about? Matt Bordonaro of course. Lets learn a little about this stallion.
Lets get to the first question. Matt, your hair is phenomenal.
Thanks, Matt. The secret is conditioner and genetics others can only dream of having. It also smells almost as good as it looks. That wasn't a question though.
Sorry, I got distracted by those flowing locks.
It happens to everyone.
Alright, let's get down to business and talk about MMA. Why are you so great at it? And can others hope to reach the same level?
I'll let my homeboy Aristotle answer this one for me.
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act but a habit"
There's no secret pill, formula, or hair product that gives me these almost super hero-like qualities I seem to have. With effort, consistency, and making sure you always rinse and repeat, anyone can be like me.
Great answer. Now, as much as I would like to continue talking about how great, wonderful, and ridiculously good looking you are, let's get to some of the questions Cara wanted answered so we can all avoid getting yelled at. So let's begin the lightning round. What's your favorite technique?
Whatever will win me the fight.
What is your style of fighting?
Whatever will win me the fight.
How'd you get into the sport?
Found a website for a gym online, went there, and I liked hitting things.
What separates you from other fighters?
I do my own interviews.
Top 3 favorite entrances of yours?
Dressed as Britney Spears, Geno from a Mario game on the SNES(made my day when the announcer knew who I was without me having to tell him), and in a banana suit coming out to Peanut Butter Jelly Time. I did the dance for the last one too.
Who are your biggest influences?
A guy named Jack is a pretty big influence on me. Jack Daniels. Probably nothing from that night in Erie PA should be posted, but just ask around the gym about me and the monkey. Depending on who you talk to, you'll get one of three reactions from them. The first will be "what?" Those are the ones who weren't around for it. The second will be uncontrollable laughter. These were the ones who kept their distance. The third response will trigger the PTSD of said individuals. These were the ones who were caught in something beyond their ability to comprehend. Or maybe they were just disgusted with the whole thing. I prefer to think its the former.
Talk about weight cutting.
It sucks. When I have to lose weight for a fight, not eating a lot is easily the second hardest thing when I wake up.
Moving on. What does it mean to be a fighter?
It means I... fight people?
"Matt is so amazing I have his face tattooed on my chest" - Todd Liberati, trainer
"No" - Cara, when asked if I could do my own interview
"He's so great to look at. I wish there wasn't usually a wall between us when we're all working out just so I could check him out more often." - Every Women's Fitness Member